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Two years.

It's been two years since I've been here.

Wow.


Anyway, stuff has happened since November 2008. Let's go chronologically. In September 2009, it was last semester at UMPI. I got to see a WWE house show at the Bangor Auditorium, my first wrestling show since I saw Hacksaw Jim Duggan get DQ'd in a match in Bangor when I was a younger slimoracle. One week later, I got into a car accident. I was and still am fine, but my car was not fixable. I got used to walking six miles roundtrip to go to Wal-Mart. I graduated with my BA in International Studies, history concentration, last May When 2010 rolled around, I spent six months working at the McDonald's in Houlton and also got to substitute teach on my mother's birthday at Houlton Elementary. I bought a 360 and a new Toshiba laptop after my old Dell laptop stopped working. The Toshiba has 8x the hard drive space of the Dell and is so much faster.


So what am I doing today besides making my (possible) return to dA?

I'm back at UMPI. I'm working on getting my teacher's certification in Elementary Social Studies. I have a different kaa now, a 95 Toyota Camry, that is so awesome it makes the Escort look like a horse and buggy. I'm living off campus at Skyway in what can only be described as "an apartment and a hotel room" rolled into one. Kitchen. Bathroom. No roommate other than the awesome guy I have to share the kitchen and bathroom with.

Deviations (are they still called this?)-wise, DV and most of the Ruby Red Sakkat hasn't really been updated in a while. I think its been 3(?) years since I've submitted a chapter of DV. I have another chapter written, but I don't know if I want to post it. I know I've said this in the past, but I'm seriously thinking of rebooting the story and starting over. I've hit a  dead end and Slim Oracle, the character, is/was starting to turn into a male Mary Sue. Slim Oracle, the persona, is kind of...I don't know...
Outside of the RRS stuff, I do have some other writings I could submit. I wrote a paper for my honors seminar class about the Ukrainian Holodomor genocide, a paper on Thomas Hobbes' Leviathan and its influence on the field of political science, and several stream-of-consciousness mind-fuck writings. In the future, I will probably submit the story I'm writing for Children's Lit that'll be "published" in November.

So keep watching this space.

And now a public service announcement, listen up children, this stuff's important...
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Take It Off by Ke$ha
  • Reading: The Death of WCW
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: Team Fortress 2
  • Eating: cinnamon donuts
  • Drinking: chocolate milk

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Michael DeWitt
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I'm slimoracle, real name Michael DeWitt. I'm not really on here as much anymore because I don't have a lot of time to write these days. I happen to be a licensed elementary school teacher now, so whoopee.

I'm known on here for writing stories that usually have some kind of twist ending to them, or more than likely, for my ongoing novel about my Morrowind character called DisOriented Visions. I decided about two years ago to discontinue writing DV the way it is right now. I've rewritten some of it and I like it a whole lot better.

I think that maybe I'll use this account to experiment with different story ideas I have. I've always wanted to write crime fiction or detective stories. Something different.
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