The Neophyte I had thought was Rory looked almost identical to him except that this Neophytes black hair had several streaks of silver in it and he was admiring the fountain while leaning on a cane made of some kind of bright tan wood with a head that resembled a crane made of a material that looked like aged brass. He also wasnt wearing a wooden mask like Rory did so I got a good look at the Neophytes face. It resembled Rorys in a way except there was no look of lust in his emerald eyes unlike Rorys when we encountered him in Kuclins hideout. His thin face was covered in various wrinkles and he had a short gray beard.
Im sorry, sir, I responded, I thought you were my friend Rorikori Clavicula.
Well son, youre about half right, the old Neophyte whispered, My names not Rorikori, its Vomer. Rory is my sons name. He looked around where I was standing before he continued. Hes been traveling around with you?
Only for like a day or so, I responded, I found him hanging out in a cave over on Moop Island. I neglected to tell him however that when I found him, Rory was bloodthirsty and tried to attack my dwarven friend. Why spoil Rorys homecoming by telling his father, whom I just met, that his son was now a vampire that had to wear a mask to control his lust for blood? Itd be better for Rory to tell his father than me, that is, if he was around.
Papa Clavicula tapped his cane against the side of the fountain, gave a sigh I barely heard, and said, Well if you find him, tell him to come here. I want to talk to him. Tell him, if you see him, Ill be here most of the day.
Ill tell Rory if I see him.
Youll tell Rory what? Rory said as he turned the corner of one of the hedges that separated him from me and his father. Vomer looked towards where Rory had come around from behind the hedge and said, Rorikori Clavicula, its been awhile.
Dad, Rory responded. Is it really you?
Yes it is, my son, Vomer said, But is it really you beneath that mask? Take it off so I can see you better.
No, Dad, Im not sure thats a good idea.
Why not?
Rory appeared to be formulating a plot different from the truth. I began to tell Vomer about the real reason his son now wears a mask, when Rory began to tell his father the truth. I expected Vomer to laugh and ask, No really, why do you wear a mask Rory? Instead, Vomer tapped his cane against the ground twice and said, Good enough for me. Rory definitely seemed relieved to hear him say that.
But son, just because youre a hemopinocyte*16 now doesnt mean youre no longer a Clavicula and that I dont want to see you.
But, Dad, if the citizens found out your son as a vampire, wouldnt they impeach you from being the Governor
Governor? Vomer laughed, Im not the Governor of Daggerra. The citizens wanted me to be Governor but some thought Id spend too much of Daggerras money doing some kind of risky stunt like building the city into Anghuss Rage or using the military to find you. That got around and I was forced to leave the campaign.
Im so sorry Dad
Its not your fault, Rory. Ive always said politics wasnt my forte.
Somehow, Rory replied, I remember you saying that.
As the two Neophytes caught up on old times, and with their permission to leave them for a short while, I decided to have a look around. The first place I found myself at was the domicile of my traveling companion; a rather plain looking house made of weathered rock and a slate gray roof. It looked more like a converted army barracks than a home. I didnt enter, seeing how the occupants were out in the plaza and also because I chose not to meet Rorys mother. I figured she was as kind as Vomer was and that the fact that I was talking to her without Rory in my presence would dampen the affair. After walking away from the Clavicula residence, I walked up the road from the dock where the Cassandra sat waiting and found myself in front of a building with the words Candees Sugar Shack written in bright neon colors on a plain wooden sign. Listening to Rory and his father catching up on things made me thirsty and I decided this place would serve the solution to my thirst problem.
The interior was lit by alternating red, green, and blue lights that seemed to stream around the room in cascading patterns. Every once in a while, the lights, especially the ceiling-mounted ones, would seem to form symbols that any layman or wizard wouldve seen in his common everyday living. As a matter of fact, as soon as I walked through the strange spinning door, the ceiling lights seemed to point me towards a long table in the back corner. As I approached the bar, a young Neophyte that looked to be about my age, plus or minus a year (but seemed to be more like a minus a year by her looks), seemed to appear from nowhere and asked me what Id like.
In my years as a professor at Maiko Temple, Id been a huge fan of this import drink from the Mainland called LEspirit Classique, a sugary black soda that came bottled in green glass bottles. The stuff was so sugary, many people swore that the stuff could clean rust of a long sword in nothing flat or strip the meat off a drumstick but that was all legend and a huge waste of a good drink. There was even a widely circulated rumor (yes, even so-called communes like the Maiko Temple werent immune to gossip!) that the original formula for LEspirit contained an extract that was considered to be highly illegal, and in order to prevent a huge fine and lost profits, the original LEspirit formula was widely recalled and destroyed. The Classique suffix was added to its name so the company could maintain that this new formula absolutely doesnt contain the illegal additive. It was made very sugary in place, and thus their new drink sold quite well. Since I was the only person from Maiko that liked the Classique brand, I figured that they have a placard in their CEOs office that says Note to all: Mikhalangelo Velleous is our best customer ever. If he comes by the factory, give him the tour and a lifetime supply of LEspirit. Oh hell, just give him the damn key to the factory when he comes by! Oh, the dreams I dream.
I asked the young barmaiden if the place had LEspirit Classique. Without hesitation, she told me that they had run out of it just ten minutes before I arrived. I asked her if they had any other LEspirit flavors.
We have LOrange, Itomi, and a relatively new brand called Pecha that no one seems to want to buy.
I happened to know, from previous experience, that LOrange wasnt anything remotely like LEspirit Classique flavored with oranges, it was actually tangerine. Itomi, if I remembered correctly, was cucumber-flavored. So instead of making my stomach suffer the results of drinking tangerine-flavored soda or even the stomach-knotting thought of a cucumber-flavored soda, I decided to test out the new Pecha.
The barmaiden gave me my LEspirit Pecha in a four-inch tall glass and looked on almost flirtatiously as I tasted the soda. It tasted like Classique except it had a peach flavor to it. I realized as soon as I identified the taste that the word pecha was an anagram of peach. Clever marketing, you guys, clever!
That stuff is pretty good, I said to the barmaiden, Get me a larger glass, please. This stuff is awesome.
After she poured me some more Pecha, I turned to my right on the stool to watch what kind of entertainment this establishment would possess. When I entered, a man with slicked back blue hair was playing a five-string lute on the bars stage, a ten feet wide wooden platform. His playing was excellent; he played as if he practiced for hours a day or that he or his instrument was possessed by some force greater than itself. He wasnt alone however, for he was accompanied on drum by this strange lime green rabbit with blue spiky hair. After the duo played their song, the man with the blue hair stooped to pick up his lute case which was filled with gold coins and the two of them left on the applause of those inside the bar.
The next act was a trio of dancing Neophytes, all female. None of them appeared to be the type to suddenly throw off their clothes and dance nude. At least I hoped not. From what Ive seen of female Neophytes, they seem to be somewhat taller than their male counterparts and had thinner bodies. I shuddered to think what a Neophyte, female or not, would look like nude. I had a pretty sheltered life, it wasnt everyday at Maiko that women would dance provocatively.
As I was watching the performance, my eye kept being drawn to one of the dancers more so than the others. The Neophyte in question was a blonde wearing a dress similar to the others, a dress that looked like one a human girl of about 12 would wear to an elegant setting, except hers was a dark violet color. She wore a hair ornament that made it seem as if she was wearing fox ears on her head. I wasnt sure if she was sporting a tail with this ensemble or not, because also unlike her two companions, she wasnt performing the provocative dances like they were. I couldnt understand why she would do something like that; we were all adults here. Maybe thats why she seemed to be so attractive in my eyes.
Almost as soon as it began, all three girls struck a pose and the crowd began to clap. A short Neophyte in a black jumpsuit and pompadour came out onto the stage and gestured at the posing girls.
Ladies and gentlemen, he exclaimed, The Dream Damsels.
There was much louder applause for the Damsels than the man and his rabbit. I didnt understand it; why does someone who actually plays his own instrument and writes his own material get less respect than a group of girls who simply bump and grind to the beats? Somehow I dont think talent has anything to do with it. Perhaps if the blue-haired man could round up a posse of women who like to wear less than nothing and have them dance around to his lute playing, then maybe hed get the respect he deserved.
But rather than think about the unfairness of the entertainment business, Id be sidetracked by thoughts of meeting the blond Damsel and perhaps getting an autograph or something from her. Nothing too wrong with that is there? I bet other people will have the same motive.















Comments
I love the veiled references to Coke and Dew & Lunary.
I wonder if Peach Coke would taste good.
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Leave luck to Heaven.
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The strange part is that we were talking in the car on the way to your house the night we went to Thom's and Chris was wondering if I was ever going to use him or his characters. I told him a little about the part above and he seemed to like it. Especially the whole bit about "talent" vs "scantily clad women dancers" in entertainment.
Thanks for the
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Gone from our home
But his legend remains with us
May he prosper wherever he travels
May he grant to those around him the joy he granted in us
May any evils where he may be tremble under his spirit
Bonne chance...DisOrient
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